親愛的Hotel Luisenhof,
你知道嘛, 對好些天生一頭煩腦絲, 秀髮一向凌亂不堪的人來說, 只有shampoo没有conditioner供應, 無疑是要讓他們日子過得比死好受一點點. 尤其對那些碰巧又忘了帶備hair gel, 翻箱倒篋也找不到一把梳, 走遍town centre的supermarkt没有看見一枝護髮素, 又不捨得花20歐元買一枝hair gel的中國女子來說.
這位流落異鄉的旅客, 唯有默默接受命中註定, 帶著亂髮繼續上征途. 雖然, 她已忘了自己身上還有那一塊髮膚比較可取或presentable...
第二封
親愛的Mövenpick & Opus One
你們的食物有需要原全俘虜我胃部所有謹餘的quota嗎?
一連兩夜的晚飯時間, 令我覺得自己是世上最幸福的肥女子, 心甘命抵的交出肉體獻給那個叫你"活該變胖"的魔鬼.
第三封
親愛的阿諾舒華辛力加,
為什麼你和我就在同一個晚上同住同一家酒店, 第二天早上就在我二百米前在同一時間到達同一場館門外, 仍然緣慳一面呢?
第四封
親愛的organiser,
請問internet有必要收費60歐元600分鐘他媽的貴嗎? 難道你不知道正常人一天上班至少8個小時, 而不正常那些, ie. 我的老闆們, 更會把我們扣留至少十小時嗎? 你又為什麼沒想到一個員工没有internet access就等如武林高手被廢除了武功, 英雄無用武之地; 簡單點來說就像男人沒有了女人, 會很dry.
60歐元, 完全不留痕跡, 靜悄悄的在兩天內給用光了. 精打細算的同事不肯再top-up我的account, 唯有每天向他人行乞. 好心施捨點分鐘來給我上網啦~
第五封
親愛的參展商/ 德國的朋友,
我完全不能相信, 30多個場館數千個參展商裡, 居然没有一個善心的企業把自己的wireless network開放出來拯救我們這些公司不肯renew wireless plan又數天沒有用iphone上網的飢民! C'mon, 你們只是來參展而已, 又不是要你把公司整個database供出來, 幹嗎這麼小家子氣?
第六封
親愛flat shoes,
我實在太需要你了. 自從穿了兩天高跟鞋疾走十數個halls及走訪數十家公司, 我的雙腳告訴我, "你快將變成植物人".
昨天晚上不等老闆指示, 我便暗自亡命逃離現場, 為趕在8點全市關門前找到活命的理由.
do u sell any flat shoes? 詢問了數家失敗後, 在最後十分鐘, 我終於找到今天和未來幾天救我一命的你們了!
第七封
親愛的親朋戚友,
感謝各位時常來電/sms/msn/email/fb & twta msgs. 在這只能死去不能病倒的日子, 收到你們的慰問很是窩心, 尤其當作息時間完全顛倒了, 很久没有出現在msn, 以為全世界已把我忘記掉的時候.
這幾天, 自信心-o-meter好像增強了一點點. 在這個異國, 我應算是很苗條吧? 其他人也不很在意我的fug face. 主要是我自己已沒有那麼在意. afterall, 所有的緊張煩惱都已隨二月遠去...
三月, 就這樣在我仍然把時間混淆不清的時候悄悄開始了.
digital pond
take me to the candy shop pls <3
AHHHHH! how can i not buy this? my fudgessss
Olives! i like!
Gelato!
Red hot chili... chocolate ice-cream?
Calm down
Deep breaths
And get yourself dressed instead
Of running around
And pulling all your threads and
Breaking yourself up
If it's a broken part, replace it
If it's a broken arm then brace it
If it's a broken heart then face it
And hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your own name
And go your own way
And everything will be fine
Hang on
Help is on the way
Stay strong
I'm doing everything
Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
Hold your own
Know your name
And go your own way
And everything, everything will be fine
Everything
Are the details in the fabric
Are the things that make you panic
Are your thoughts results of static cling?
Are the things that make you blow
Hell no reason go on and scream
If you're shocked it's just the fault
Of faulty manufacturing
Everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Everything
Hold your own
Know your name
Go your own way
Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own)
Are the things that make you panic (Know your name)
Are your thoughts results of static cling? (Go your own way)
Are the details in the fabric (Hold your own)
Are the things that make you panic (Know your name)
Is it Mother Nature's sewing machine? (Go your own way)
Are the things that make you blow (Hold your own)
Hell no reason go on and scream (Know your name)
If you’re shocked it's just the fault (Go your own way)
Of faulty manufacturing
Everything will be fine
Everything in no time at all
Hearts will hold
