Thursday, July 14, 2011

Life as a rookie headhunter

my everyday work life scenario

client: i wanna see profiles of good-looking cdds who speak fluent english
(sent over model-looking PRs)
client: now we decided to hire a foreigner w/ exp in wine & hospitality
(sent over model-looking experienced expats)
client: we will only offer half of what they are making. source some1 who's young and inexpensive. we can be flexi on exp. level
(sent over post 1986 profiles of cdds who are willing to take pay cut for the opportunity and look stunning)
client: but their chinese suck. i want foreigners who can make presentations and mingle with clients in mando
(Z@*Y$&#*%X*&!!!)


dear clients, can u pls make up your minds before releasing the role and stick to your freaking 
JDs?